Love comes in the shape of a peanut

I love my Tivo. And it loves me too. It has to love me. First, I get home from work and it has all of the tv shows I like recorded for me. I pick up the peanut shaped remote control and press the all empowering TIVO button. I scroll down to Tivo Suggestions to find it has recorded several shows for me. Who's Line is it Anyway, The Daily Show, South Park, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, etc.

Second. The peanut shaped remote. It fits so snugly and perfectly in my hand. Your thumb automatically falls to the big yellow pause button. This remote puts you in control. No longer am I at the mercy of the TV Networks. I no longer have to wait for a commercial to use the bathroom. I can go whenever I have to go. Also, I get to watch TV when I want to watch it. Seinfeld is on at 6:30pm when I am at the gym. But here I am watching the Michigan Bottle Deposit Scam at 12:50am.

Third. You realize how much you love your TIVO when you are in the car and wish to TIVO the radio. You miss something and you want to rewind to hear it again. Or the cell rings and you want to pause. Or at a ballgame, you miss the big play and want to watch it again. You come to the conclusion that life should be TIVO'd.

You can record, pause, rewind, then forward live TV. All because of the power given to you by this peanut shaped remote. It's a TIVOlution!