My Namesake

My screename is Kpeste99. If read it properly, you are basically saying, "Damn it stinks" in Spanish. Today I can tell you I definitely lived up to my namesake. I was at the gym. I did some weights for an hour. Then I went to do some left lifts to work the abs a bit. As I hung from the machine, I caught a whiff of something. I thought that it couldn't be me. The gym was packed so it could have been anyone really.

I then walked upstairs to run on the treadmill. I sat on the floor to stretch a bit and WOAH, what the hell? It was me!! "Damn," I thought to myself. If I can smell myself then I must truly smell. A treadmill eventually freed up between to girls. As I made my way over there I was beginning to feel bad for those two girls. I began running and sweating and sweating and sweating. And with every drop of sweat I could smell myself more and more and more.

Twenty minutes of running and 2 miles later, I was done. And boy that was one long car ride home. I looked over at my Glades Car Scents and it was empty. I jiggled it hoping to get just a little more mileage out of it but nothing. I resorted to cranking the A/C even though I was soaked with sweat. I was wet, and the A/C blowing on me could make me more susceptible to catching a cold. I didn't care. I rushed straight home and immediately took a shower. Now I smell like sugar and spice and everything nice.