Right now, I'd be happy with just someone who could ride bike.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
All I want
All I want is a smart, cute girl, with a cute personality, who can ride a bike. I've found one once. Well, she wasn't that smart. Found another one, who didn't have that cute of a personality but she made up for it in so many other ways. Found one who was a genius, and cute, and cute personality but didn't know how to ride a bike.
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Eddie, I'm afraid you may be in need of an intervention. You're fucking obsessed with your bicycle! :o)
I guess that's not an entirely bad thing... sure there worse things for one to be obsessed with. I don't think I've been on a bike since I was about ten years old.
Lemme clue you in: smart, fun, cute, good personality AND willing to exercise = not gonna happen.
gotta lower your standards, babe.
Trust me, I know all about unreasonably high expectations. You'll have to forgive my cynicism, I've all but given up on finding a half way decent man.
I would LOVE to teach someone to ride bike
are you kidding me?? What grown person doesn't know how to ride a bike? I would be terrified of a grown up that had no idea how to ride a bike.
Believe it. Met someone a couple months back who I really really liked but did not know and told me do not even try to teach because it's not gonna happen. Her dad tried to teach her as a kid and she couldn't do it.
And ran into an old friend a month ago who doesn't know how to ride either.
I used to ride my bike constantly when i was a kid. I exaggerated about not having been on a bike since I was ten. It wasnt that long ago now that I think of it. A friend here just went and bought a new bike... he and his girlfriend ride every weekend. he was telling me i should go get a bike and ride with them on the weekends. I'll admit I entertained the thought for a few miliseconds until i remembered that it's exercise and i'd be miserable and winded within seconds of getting on the bike.
Melissa!!! Riding bike is not excercise. It's like playing tennis... It's an activity. A fun activity. Excercise is lifting weights, and doing jumping jacks and crap. And you know, it won't kill you AND more importantly the body will release endorphines. If you don't know those are like the bodies own natural happy drugs.... Buy the bike and go ride. You may actually enjoy it, even if you think it's excercise.
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