And in case you didn't catch that. Yes. My bike is female. I spend way too much money and way too much time with her to consider it a male. If it were male, people would start to wonder about my sexual orientation. So, my bike is female.
I had to run some errands and even pay the gym a visit before making it home. I rushed from place to place, running in and running out - not wasting any time because I knew where I really wanted to be tonight.
It was just after 8 when I made it home. I will not boar (or is it bore?, Melissa where are you when I need you!!) with any of the details of the assembly. I will just say that I assembled the bike. And damnit, it looks beautiful. I just want to stare at it. Gaze lovingly at it. Definitely a thing of beauty. I cannot wait until tomorrow to ride. One thing I do wish is that I had a chick to ride with. But it seems every girl I have met lately does not know how to ride bike. I am getting off topic here, that will need to be an entry for another day. Tonight, I had a date with my 2001 Specialized Stumpjumper XC Comp - and it went wonderfully well. Maybe tomorrow I will take a picture before it gets all muddy.
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A boar is a wild animal -- possibly the girl you want to date; to bore someone is to get them to lose interest in you.... Boars get bored very easily.
Then... if I want to drill a hole into a bored boar.... would that be...
boring into a bored boar?
If there's a hurricane coming and you want to make sure your board boar is safe from flying debris would you then
board up the bored boar?
You would: (in a drunken state at UConn surrounded by male teachers, btw) Board up the bored boar by boring holes in the plywood boards.
Disclaimer: none of this is encouraging women to pretend to be the weaker sex to gain attention from men; women: go out on your bikes and kick guys' asses in order to get their attention -- don't fall down the sandy slope of learned helplessness!
LMAO......just made my day with that vocabulary lesson.
-Monique
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