Friday, May 06, 2005

NASCAR's Jimmie Johnson is a Wuss

I know that Wuss is such a 3rd grade word to call someone but I am trying to keep this as clean as possible to not offend everyone. I only want to offend Jimmie Johnson fans. I think Jimmie is a great driver with lots of talent however he needs to learn how to point the finger at himself. In recent events, he has been the initial contact that has caused several wrecks. He was the initial catalyst for the 25 car pile-up at Talladega as well as the 2nd smaller incident. Yes, rubbin is racin. And when you rub, you eventually will wreck. Jimmie needs to stop blaming others. I have heard him blame Tony Stewart for break checking him going into the corner, Harvick for going across his bumper, M. Wallace getting loose, he even blamed stuff. Yes, in the 2nd Talladega wreck he said stuff was happening all around him. To avoid pointing the finger at himself, he has taken it as far as blaming "stuff." Just take it like a man and say you "got squirrelly and rubbed up on Mike Wallace, it's a racing incident, Sorry Mike you know I didn't want to wreck you."

His aggressive driving of late has been compared to that of the Late big Dale E. The HUGE difference is that Dale would just come out and say, "Yeah looks like I got into him didn't I?" Then give the camera a smug look like you knew he meant to get into him. Jimmie, fess up, take your medicine like a man, and if you even want, give a half sideways smirk to the camera so we all know you're kiddin.

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