Study Shows: Rap Music Not Meant for Love Songs

I was chatting with a new friend on IM and the topic of music came up. I made the observation that Country music was mostly about drinkin, partying, or falling in or out of love. She agreed but added that so is practically all the music on the radio. I said ok but RAP and Rock are not well suited for sappy love songs.

So I decided to write a RAP Love song, and in 5 seconds I came up with:

yo, to my bitch
she is a wondoful ho
i love dat hooka,
she loves to blo

Just imagine ladies, your man serenading you with this poetic love song.