Saturday, May 28, 2005

I hate Darrell Waltrip

How many of you cannot wait until Alan Bestwick, Benny Parsons, and Wally Dallenbach take over in the broadcast booth for the second half of the NASCAR season? Anyone know exactly what race that is?

Whenever Darrell opens his mouth, all I can think is Who the fuck cares, shut the fuck up!! Darrell, no one but you thinks Boogity, Boogity, Boogity is funny. Just like you drove way longer than you should have, you are continuing to work in the broadcast booth much longer than you should have. You do not add anything to the broadcast. Telling me that "there will be comer's and go'ers during the race. What matters is who leads that last lap." No fucken' shit Sherlock! Yes obviously you stupid fuck. The leader of the last lap wins the race you mindless, and pointless shithead. So yes, that is the most important part of the race to lead. Geez. Just like John Madden's brilliant observations, "If you don't score more points than your opponent, you're just not gonna win the game."

You, your comments, your person, are detrimental to the sport of NASCAR. Why haven't you been fined and docked some points? Oh yeah, now I remember. It's because YOU ARE NOT A DRIVER ANYMORE!!!!! Stop talking as if you still drive.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with all your comments! Fox Sports is a joke with their coverage of NASCAR! Everything from Darrell Waltrip's lame comments during the course of the race (and quite often incorrect comments), to that incredibly stupid "boogedy, boogedy, boogedy" crap he spews out at the beginning of each race, to silly Digger is proof that they haven't got a clue how to present race coverage intelligently. They need to review old clips of ABC's Wide World Of Sports to get some direction. Fox Sports the first course of business to improve your presentation: fire D.W. (and keep your mouth shut D.W., just fade away and let us wonder a hundred years from now what became of you).

Anonymous said...

i agree!!! i can't stand him! and his love of all things Earnhardt is annoying as well!! the whole junebug comments made me want to smash my tv!!! not a junior fan either! follow in your dads footsteps and hit a WALL!!! he hasn't won shit and everyone thinks he is the second coming of Christ!